Carina-Driveway

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

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• 289016

• #gold#jokes

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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• 27 Nov 2016
• 335091

Anonymous asked: Do ya have a significant other?

darwink-deactivated20210912:

I’m significant by myself

• 27 Nov 2016
• 319394

reyskywalkings:

Can’t believe that the devil put all his energy into 2016.

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• 27 Nov 2016
• 144182

chinaija:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

brianadeshe:

husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

• michael (kors)
• christian (dior/louboutin)
• jimmy (choo)
• louis (vuitton)
• tommy (hilfiger)
• yves (saint-laurent)
• giorgio (armani)
• louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

Bruh lol

Couldn’t have been a more perfect response 😂

DELETE THIS

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• 27 Nov 2016
• 248311

allsadnshit:

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

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• 27 Nov 2016
• 160390

erarg:

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

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• 27 Nov 2016
• 513349

5sosmikey:

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

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• 27 Nov 2016
• 930803